Dear Universe,
I know we haven't spoken in awhile, what with you constantly letting me down and all. But I'm all ready to make amends. Are you? I need one little favour. A tiny one, really. I need to get that sweet ass new position that doesn't even exist yet. You know the one, don't play coy. Just make sure that my name is on the tip of everyone's tongue. I'm the gal they know they need.
Make it happen.
Otherwise our relationship might truly be over.
Love and hugs,
R